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Edison Chen Apologize In English For Nude Photo Scandal

SmallCheese — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:02:44 +0000

After hiding for weeks abroad, Edison Chen finally appeared in front of Hong Kong news media in a formal press meeting.

Yellow man fcuking yellow girls but apologize in English for the whole session. Is that because he assumed audiences or people who have seen his astonished sex photo are all well in English?

So, the Hongkee and the rest of Asians who speak Cantonese and/or Mandarin might as well assume that

he thought that’s quite stylish by speaking in English
English is more formal and expressive than his mother tongue, i.e. “I’m Sorry” sounds better than “对不起”.
it’s hard for him to proceed his career in Hong Kong, and since the nude photos scandal has drawn so much echo from both traditional news medias and the Net, it’s better to speak an international language so that his real speech will not be wrongly (either without intention or purposely) translated for the Hollywood bosses who follow the big name of Edison Chen.

Well, for whatever reasons he might have, I personally think that he should at least say “对不起” as he is not real blond. Also, his “artworks” are not majority for the Western!

So, I doubt he apologized with sincere. What will you say?

The Best Hong Kong Movie 2008 – Buddy And Wife

SC Pretty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:33:08 +0000

Without blogger and Internet, without Microsoft Windows and IBM compatible PC, without Adobe Flash and movie editor software, only company or individual with enough funding could produce a movie.

But now, even Small Cheese with little or none financial support could come out the best creative movie for year 2008!

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇), is a comedy movie co-directed by Stephen Chow, and star by Hong Kong Top Star 2008, Edison Chen, Gillian Chung and Nicholas Tse.

The comedy is believed a reality show that based on the recent Edison Chen sex scandal in Hong Kong entertainment industry.

Here are some of the dialogue extracted from the movie:

Nicholas Tse - Did you se x with my wife?
Edison Chen - Those photos are not taken by me. Those are PS (Photoshop) by blogger!

Gillian Chung - Where are we going?
Edison Chen - I wish to bring you home?
Gillian Chung - Why?
Edison Chen - Nothing. I've just brought a new camera and thought to practice self-shooting with you.
Gillian Chung - Really? I love self-shooting too!

Gillian Chung - Got condom?
Edison Chen - Oh...I don't used to it!

Lucas Tse (son of Nicholas) - Mum, I want self-shooting! I want self-shooting!
Nicholas Tse - Baby, mum and Uncle Edison are professional self-shooter. When you grow up later, you may learn from them and play with Uncle Edison's daughter too!

Ok, enough bullshit, enjoy your movie now.

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Best Hong Kong Movie 2008:

Direct download Wive and Dude (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Please save the get_video file with a flash video file extension, i.e. get_video.flv and get a flash player to play it.

Unofficial Gillian Chung Red Eye Remix On YouTube

SC Pretty — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:03:12 +0000

The show is not end even over 400++ intimacy photos of Edison Chen exposed to the Net.

Thank to the power of Internet and blogger. Without them, you won’t have seen so many “public writers / reporters” who keep on posting amazing follow-up, creative works, news, etc, that focus on Edison Chen sex scandal.

Here is another creative and unofficial new song for Gillian Chung, a remix of Twins Red Eye (眼红红), but renamed as Red Asshole (屎眼紅紅). It’s unofficial, so an unknown female vocal is singing the song, quite “cheap” and sarcastic!

Now, I’m really doubt that Twins can continue appears in front of her audience and fans, if Gillian Chung still be a member of Twins! (Maybe Grasshopper can help them to break the iceberg)!

The official Red Eye (眼红红) of the innocent Twins

A Song For Edison Chen Scandal – Silence Is Gold

SmallCheese — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:26:56 +0000

Silence is Gold, a song composed by Leslie and written by Sam Hui, is probably the teaching practiced by Edison Chen.

Have a good time with this great song of Sam Hui and Leslie Cheung, hosted at YouTube:

MTV – Silent is Gold 沉默是金

Silent is Gold 沉默是金 – Hong Kong Top 10, 1988

Gillian Chung Response To Her Lusty Photos

SmallCheese — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:22:07 +0000

After two weeks of hiding, since the “speculative” photos of Gillian Chung and Edison Chen intimacy exposed on the Net, the HongKee Cantopop Twins finally appears in front of news briefing.

The top two YouTube flash video clips show Gillian Chung responses to two separate naked photo incidents – first incident happened in Genting Highlands concert (which was taken without her consent – so she appeared very sad and helpless in front of media) and the latest sex scandal about her intimacy with Edison Chen (now she appears calm and brave of what she had done??!!):

August 2006 – Gillian Chung response to her naked photos taken in Genting Highlands

February 2008 – Gillian Chung response to her sexual photos taken with Edison Chen

I doubt the “fans” standing behind Twins in this news briefing are real fans of the duo or they’re “fans” paid by the boss!

Other related video clips of Gillian Chung response to Edison Chen sex scandal:

No More Twins of Gillian Chung And Charlene Choi

SC Pretty — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:06:03 +0000

I think (and most of my friends) speculate that the chance of Twins (the Hong Kong Cantopop duo) breakup in 2008 is higher than ever – thank you Gillian Chung lusty photos taken with Edison Chen (she seems admit taken those photos, on her first appearance today after the astonished scandal reported last month).

Perhaps, the sweet and innocent photos of Twins will no longer in camera after 2008 (and the Twins Chinese New Year album for the Year of Mice – 最爱笑迎鼠 – will be last album of Twins)!

What will happen after the Twins breakup?

These are just guesses of an ordinary people, who classified himself a member of “Small Cheese“

While Charlene Choi continues to appear healthy and welcomed by sponsors and fans, Gillian Chung might be ousted as a result of her lusty impression.

After the split of Twins, probably there will be a new duo called L.E.G – Lusty Edison-Gillian!

Other than sing and rap, L.E.G could also be the ambassador to endorse the goods and products that promote sexual harmony, couple intimacy (e.g. thong and lingerie), sex-enhancement product (e.g. Tongkak Ali of Malaysia, Viagra of Prizer), safe-sex product (e.g. condom and birth-control pill – oh but suck, Edison Chen doesn’t like “dom”)

What else could you think of (the possibilities)? (The worst guess will be pop stars in lusty movies, as those directed by Wong Jing 王晶!)

The Best 2008 Chinese New Year Dish By Edison Chen

SC Pretty — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:04:26 +0000

To the Malaysian, Dr Chua sexy footage was the earlier scandal in the first day of 2008. To the Hongkee and those who follow the Chinese entertainment industry, Edison Chen sex scandal is also the first and most astonished “gossip / truth?” ever!

While family is looking forward to either CJ7 of Stephen Chow or Kung Fu Dunk of Jay Chow, guys and girls on the Net are endlessly chatting and searching for more Edison Chen related lusty photos.

Some creative “part-time advertisers” even help to promote the best 2008 ingredients for Chinese New Year dish, with the name of Edison Chen (taken from my Gmail junk):

Edison Chen Sausage – portable and delicious!

Edison Chen Abalone from Gillian Chung – best for gift!