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Edison Chen Apologize In English For Nude Photo Scandal

SmallCheese — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:02:44 +0000

After hiding for weeks abroad, Edison Chen finally appeared in front of Hong Kong news media in a formal press meeting.

Yellow man fcuking yellow girls but apologize in English for the whole session. Is that because he assumed audiences or people who have seen his astonished sex photo are all well in English?

So, the Hongkee and the rest of Asians who speak Cantonese and/or Mandarin might as well assume that

he thought that’s quite stylish by speaking in English
English is more formal and expressive than his mother tongue, i.e. “I’m Sorry” sounds better than “对不起”.
it’s hard for him to proceed his career in Hong Kong, and since the nude photos scandal has drawn so much echo from both traditional news medias and the Net, it’s better to speak an international language so that his real speech will not be wrongly (either without intention or purposely) translated for the Hollywood bosses who follow the big name of Edison Chen.

Well, for whatever reasons he might have, I personally think that he should at least say “对不起” as he is not real blond. Also, his “artworks” are not majority for the Western!

So, I doubt he apologized with sincere. What will you say?

The Best Hong Kong Movie 2008 – Buddy And Wife

SC Pretty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:33:08 +0000

Without blogger and Internet, without Microsoft Windows and IBM compatible PC, without Adobe Flash and movie editor software, only company or individual with enough funding could produce a movie.

But now, even Small Cheese with little or none financial support could come out the best creative movie for year 2008!

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇), is a comedy movie co-directed by Stephen Chow, and star by Hong Kong Top Star 2008, Edison Chen, Gillian Chung and Nicholas Tse.

The comedy is believed a reality show that based on the recent Edison Chen sex scandal in Hong Kong entertainment industry.

Here are some of the dialogue extracted from the movie:

Nicholas Tse - Did you se x with my wife?
Edison Chen - Those photos are not taken by me. Those are PS (Photoshop) by blogger!

Gillian Chung - Where are we going?
Edison Chen - I wish to bring you home?
Gillian Chung - Why?
Edison Chen - Nothing. I've just brought a new camera and thought to practice self-shooting with you.
Gillian Chung - Really? I love self-shooting too!

Gillian Chung - Got condom?
Edison Chen - Oh...I don't used to it!

Lucas Tse (son of Nicholas) - Mum, I want self-shooting! I want self-shooting!
Nicholas Tse - Baby, mum and Uncle Edison are professional self-shooter. When you grow up later, you may learn from them and play with Uncle Edison's daughter too!

Ok, enough bullshit, enjoy your movie now.

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Best Hong Kong Movie 2008:

Direct download Wive and Dude (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Please save the get_video file with a flash video file extension, i.e. get_video.flv and get a flash player to play it.

Unofficial Gillian Chung Red Eye Remix On YouTube

SC Pretty — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:03:12 +0000

The show is not end even over 400++ intimacy photos of Edison Chen exposed to the Net.

Thank to the power of Internet and blogger. Without them, you won’t have seen so many “public writers / reporters” who keep on posting amazing follow-up, creative works, news, etc, that focus on Edison Chen sex scandal.

Here is another creative and unofficial new song for Gillian Chung, a remix of Twins Red Eye (眼红红), but renamed as Red Asshole (屎眼紅紅). It’s unofficial, so an unknown female vocal is singing the song, quite “cheap” and sarcastic!

Now, I’m really doubt that Twins can continue appears in front of her audience and fans, if Gillian Chung still be a member of Twins! (Maybe Grasshopper can help them to break the iceberg)!

The official Red Eye (眼红红) of the innocent Twins

Dog Bite Dog By Edison Chen and Sam Lee

SmallCheese — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:07:25 +0000

Dog Bite Dog (狗咬狗), a quality movie directed by Cheang Pou Soi at 2006, though it is full of unpleasant factors, e.g. helpless, cruel, fierce, and sadness!

Major players of the film include Edison Chen, Sam Lee, Pei Wei Ying, Cheung Siu Fai, Lai Yiu Cheung, Lam Suet.

Dog Bite Dog on YouTube – 6 minutes to the ending

Wei Ying killed herself for the life of Edison Chen. Then, the sadness husband desperately cut her stomach to give birth for their son…

Dog Bite Dog Trailer on YouTube

Some of the snapshots of Dog Bite Dog (狗咬狗):

A Song For Edison Chen Scandal – Silence Is Gold

SmallCheese — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:26:56 +0000

Silence is Gold, a song composed by Leslie and written by Sam Hui, is probably the teaching practiced by Edison Chen.

Have a good time with this great song of Sam Hui and Leslie Cheung, hosted at YouTube:

MTV – Silent is Gold 沉默是金

Silent is Gold 沉默是金 – Hong Kong Top 10, 1988

Edison Chen Is The Real Wei Xiao Bao

SC Pretty — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:22:17 +0000

陈冠希是现实中的韦小宝？
Edison Chen is a playboy or he is the Wei Xiao Bao (韦小宝) in reality? If he is the later, then Gillian Chung will be his Shuang Er (雙兒) and Vincy Yeung is the Princess Jian Ning!

Who is Wei Xiao Bao, Shuang Er, Princess Jian Ning?

Wei Xiao Bao is the main character in Jin Yong’s wu xia fiction – The Deer and the Cauldron (鹿鼎記).

Under the wish of Jin Yong, Wei Xiao Bao gifted with seven wives, who are named Shuang Er (雙兒), Fang Yi (方怡), A Ke (阿珂), Mu Jian Ping (沐劍屏), Su Quan (蘇荃), Zeng Rou (曾柔) and Princess Jian Ning (建寧公主).

In the latest edition, the Emperor Kang Xi command Wei to declare Princess Jian Ning as his first wife (although Shuang Er is still Wei’s most favourite).

In reality, Gillian Chung seems have been with Edison Chen for past six years while Vincy Yeung is well known as fiancee of Chen. Coincidentally, Vincy family owns the Emperor Entertainment enterprise in Hong Kong!

According to statistics compiled by bloggers on 9th of February, they’ve exactly found seven girls who have taken lusty photos with Edison Chen (thus, Wei and his seven pretty wives!):

Gillian Chung (鍾欣桐) 104 pics
Bobo Chan (陳文媛) 116 pics
Cecilia Cheung (張栢芝) 143 pics
Rachel Ngan (顏穎思) 11 pics
Mandy Chen (陳育嬬) 40 pics
Candice Chan (陳思慧) 48 pics
Vincy Yeung (楊永晴) 3 pics

Note, those names stated above just coincidentally match with the big names of Hongkee celebrities. After all, those names are not registered trademark, i.e. they could be referring to anyone with such name!

Probably, these are the new names in the next coming edition of The Deer and the Cauldron (鹿鼎記)!

Gillian Chung Response To Her Lusty Photos

SmallCheese — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:22:07 +0000

After two weeks of hiding, since the “speculative” photos of Gillian Chung and Edison Chen intimacy exposed on the Net, the HongKee Cantopop Twins finally appears in front of news briefing.

The top two YouTube flash video clips show Gillian Chung responses to two separate naked photo incidents – first incident happened in Genting Highlands concert (which was taken without her consent – so she appeared very sad and helpless in front of media) and the latest sex scandal about her intimacy with Edison Chen (now she appears calm and brave of what she had done??!!):

August 2006 – Gillian Chung response to her naked photos taken in Genting Highlands

February 2008 – Gillian Chung response to her sexual photos taken with Edison Chen

I doubt the “fans” standing behind Twins in this news briefing are real fans of the duo or they’re “fans” paid by the boss!

Other related video clips of Gillian Chung response to Edison Chen sex scandal: