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Maggie Q Poster Made For Animal Rights Organization

SC Pretty — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:57:46 +0000

Amber Chia is not the first and only celebrity pose for PETA, the animal rights organization. Here are the Maggie Q sexy posters, available in high resolution for download, made for the PETA Asia-Pacific ad.

For those who like to spice up Desktop, both of the posters are good as Wallpaper for Windows, Mac OX, or Gnome/KDE of Linux!

Just click the image to download (while the links are still active):

Scientific Research Accidentally Conclude All Men Watch Porn

SC Pretty — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:14:04 +0000

Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse from University of Montreal started a scientific research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography.

However, the statistics gathered apparently upset him as none of the interviewees said they had not been watched blue movie :-)

Without choice, the researchers tweaked the goal of project to study habits of those young men who used pornography, which in other word to observe impact of pornography on the sexuality of men.

The tweaked research comes to conclusions that I summarize them as follow (with reference to All men watch porn, scientists find):

All men, if not everyone, did watch any kind of pornography at least once in their life.
On average, men started to watch porn when they were 10 years old.
Thanks to the convenient of Internet, men easily get 90% of their pornography from the Net and the rest from video stores.
While single men watch for an average of 40 minutes a week, men with intimate friendship also watch porn for at least 20 minutes per week.
Men only watch pornography that match their own image of sexuality, which means pornography did not have a negative effect on men’s sexuality.

So, don’t be surprised if some really good men that you know of actually have “committed the same guilt” in their life.

Personally, I have some reservations on finding, especially the sample of statistics gathered and the impact of pornography to young men. Unless for the men who have firm belief in religion they choose or with good family relationship, I doubt there is no pathological sexuality effect arise from watching too much blue movies that featuring excessive elements.

Real Madrid Introduces Lingerie Bearing Its Badge

SC Pretty — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:56:56 +0000

Good news to football fans, you may able to wear not only the t-shirt bearing badge of your favourite football club, but also the innerwear.

Real Madrid underwear made by Valencia-based textile company Little Kiss will soon put on sale. Following the move of Real Madrid, other European football clubs are expected start to extend the battle in football field to the bedroom of supporters.

What Is You Favorite Chinese Breakfast

SC Pretty — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:09:25 +0000

I’ve just read a funny and creative Gmail junk to share with you. The sender said he is going to introduce us a delicious Chinese Dim Sum for breakfast, and will ask a question at the end of the introduction (via pictures).

Here we go, the delicious Dim Sum – Juicy Xiao Long Bao:

Question: How many Xiao Long Bao you’ve seen?

Don’t know right? Because you were focusing on the Da Bao and not the Juicy Shanghai style Xiao Long Bao!

The Best Hong Kong Movie 2008 – Buddy And Wife

SC Pretty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:33:08 +0000

Without blogger and Internet, without Microsoft Windows and IBM compatible PC, without Adobe Flash and movie editor software, only company or individual with enough funding could produce a movie.

But now, even Small Cheese with little or none financial support could come out the best creative movie for year 2008!

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇), is a comedy movie co-directed by Stephen Chow, and star by Hong Kong Top Star 2008, Edison Chen, Gillian Chung and Nicholas Tse.

The comedy is believed a reality show that based on the recent Edison Chen sex scandal in Hong Kong entertainment industry.

Here are some of the dialogue extracted from the movie:

Nicholas Tse - Did you se x with my wife?
Edison Chen - Those photos are not taken by me. Those are PS (Photoshop) by blogger!

Gillian Chung - Where are we going?
Edison Chen - I wish to bring you home?
Gillian Chung - Why?
Edison Chen - Nothing. I've just brought a new camera and thought to practice self-shooting with you.
Gillian Chung - Really? I love self-shooting too!

Gillian Chung - Got condom?
Edison Chen - Oh...I don't used to it!

Lucas Tse (son of Nicholas) - Mum, I want self-shooting! I want self-shooting!
Nicholas Tse - Baby, mum and Uncle Edison are professional self-shooter. When you grow up later, you may learn from them and play with Uncle Edison's daughter too!

Ok, enough bullshit, enjoy your movie now.

Buddy And Wife (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Best Hong Kong Movie 2008:

Direct download Wive and Dude (兄弟之交 II – 兄弟芝娇) – Please save the get_video file with a flash video file extension, i.e. get_video.flv and get a flash player to play it.

Unofficial Gillian Chung Red Eye Remix On YouTube

SC Pretty — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:03:12 +0000

The show is not end even over 400++ intimacy photos of Edison Chen exposed to the Net.

Thank to the power of Internet and blogger. Without them, you won’t have seen so many “public writers / reporters” who keep on posting amazing follow-up, creative works, news, etc, that focus on Edison Chen sex scandal.

Here is another creative and unofficial new song for Gillian Chung, a remix of Twins Red Eye (眼红红), but renamed as Red Asshole (屎眼紅紅). It’s unofficial, so an unknown female vocal is singing the song, quite “cheap” and sarcastic!

Now, I’m really doubt that Twins can continue appears in front of her audience and fans, if Gillian Chung still be a member of Twins! (Maybe Grasshopper can help them to break the iceberg)!

The official Red Eye (眼红红) of the innocent Twins

Edison Chen Is The Real Wei Xiao Bao

SC Pretty — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:22:17 +0000

陈冠希是现实中的韦小宝？
Edison Chen is a playboy or he is the Wei Xiao Bao (韦小宝) in reality? If he is the later, then Gillian Chung will be his Shuang Er (雙兒) and Vincy Yeung is the Princess Jian Ning!

Who is Wei Xiao Bao, Shuang Er, Princess Jian Ning?

Wei Xiao Bao is the main character in Jin Yong’s wu xia fiction – The Deer and the Cauldron (鹿鼎記).

Under the wish of Jin Yong, Wei Xiao Bao gifted with seven wives, who are named Shuang Er (雙兒), Fang Yi (方怡), A Ke (阿珂), Mu Jian Ping (沐劍屏), Su Quan (蘇荃), Zeng Rou (曾柔) and Princess Jian Ning (建寧公主).

In the latest edition, the Emperor Kang Xi command Wei to declare Princess Jian Ning as his first wife (although Shuang Er is still Wei’s most favourite).

In reality, Gillian Chung seems have been with Edison Chen for past six years while Vincy Yeung is well known as fiancee of Chen. Coincidentally, Vincy family owns the Emperor Entertainment enterprise in Hong Kong!

According to statistics compiled by bloggers on 9th of February, they’ve exactly found seven girls who have taken lusty photos with Edison Chen (thus, Wei and his seven pretty wives!):

Gillian Chung (鍾欣桐) 104 pics
Bobo Chan (陳文媛) 116 pics
Cecilia Cheung (張栢芝) 143 pics
Rachel Ngan (顏穎思) 11 pics
Mandy Chen (陳育嬬) 40 pics
Candice Chan (陳思慧) 48 pics
Vincy Yeung (楊永晴) 3 pics

Note, those names stated above just coincidentally match with the big names of Hongkee celebrities. After all, those names are not registered trademark, i.e. they could be referring to anyone with such name!

Probably, these are the new names in the next coming edition of The Deer and the Cauldron (鹿鼎記)!