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Safe Driving: Clive Owen Tells You Why Some Drivers Are Suck!

I kinda like this footage, which was taken from a silly action movie called “Shoot ‘Em Up”, casted by Clive Owen (as Mr Smith) Monica Bellucci (as Donna Quintano).

The movie exaggerates Clive Owen shooting skill that you could just name him as god of the gun. But then, there is this footage which he tells Monica Bellucci about his perception on rich bas…tards (where Small Cheese calls these bastards of big cheese).

Part of the subtitle of this Shoot Them Up footage:
Did you see that? I f ucking hate that.


This guy changing lanes without signalling. I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?

So you started shooting at them?

No, I don’t carry a piece. I went to the woman. She had a gun. They started firing, I shot back.

He’s done it again. I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy? They can’t move their finger one f ucking measly inch to drive more safely?
You want to know why?

Not particularly.

Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money. So when they get on the road, they can’t help themselves. They’ve gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It’s in their nature.

So, when you’re driving on the road, don’t be so lazy to move your finger one measly inch for the signal turn, or the next Clive Owen will come to you and teach you how to drive more safely for other people on the road.

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